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Oficjalny hymn klubu:

I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high,
They nearly reach the sky
And like my dreams they fade and die!
Fortunes always hiding,
I've looked every where.
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air!
United! United! United!

West Ham United:

I'm west ham till I die,
Say I'm west ham till I die,
I know I am,
I'm sure I am,
I'm West Ham till I die!

Po meczu zakończonym zwycięstwem:

Merily we roll along, roll along, roll along,
Merily we roll along, up the football league.
As we go we sing our song, sing our song, sing our song,
As we go we sing our song, up the football league.

Na powitanie fanów drużyny przyjezdnej:

I hear the sound of distant bums, over there, over there,
And do they smell, like fucking 'ell, over there, over there,
And if they come, they will be done.

Manchester United:

Whos that lying on the run way?
Whos that dying in the snow?
It's Buzby and his boys
making all the fucking noise
cause they can't get the aeroplane to go!

I would rather be a Packi than a Manch.
I would rather be a packi than a Manch.

"Always look on the Runway for ice,
dah dum, dah-dum dee-dum dee-dum"

Oh East London is wonderful.
Oh East London is wonderful.
It's full of tits fanny and West Ham.
Oh East London is wonderful.
Oh Manchester is full of shit!
Oh Manchester is full of shit!
It's full of shit shit and more shit
Oh Manchester is full of shit.

Tottenham Hotspur:

My one skin goes over my two skin
My two skin goes over my three.
My three skin goes over my foreskin.
Oh bring back my fore skin to me!
Bring back! Bring back!
Oh bring back my fore skin to me!

In your northern slums.
You go down the dustbin for something to eat,
you find a dead rat and you think its a treat,
in your northern slums.

Chelsea Londyn:

Up your arse oh up your arse,
stick your blue flag up your arse!
From Stamford bridge to Upton Park
stick your blue flag up your arse!

Geoff Hurst, Martin Peters, Bobby Moore:

I remember Wembley,
when West Ham beat West Germany.
Martin one and Geoffrey three
And bobby got the OBE!

She wore She wore She wore a claret ribbon.
She wore a claret ribbon in the merry month of may.
And when I asked oh why she wore that ribbon,
she said its for the West Ham boys who are going to Wembley!
Wembley! Wembley!
She said its for the West Ham boys who are going to Wembley.

Dirty Northern Bastards

Wooooaaaaah,
Go down't pub,
Drink ten pints,
Get really plastered,
Go back home,
You beat the wife,
Dirty northern bastards!!!

Chelsea, Chelsea, Wherever You May Be

Chelsea, Chelsea, wherever you may be,
You ain't got no history,
Lampard is fat,
Joe Cole is quier,
You ain't gonna win fuck all this year...

Twist and Shout

You know you look so good (look so good),
You now you twist so fine (twist so fine),
Well, shake it up baby now,
(shake it up baby),
Twist and shout.
(twist and shout)
Come on, come on, come on baby now,
(come on baby)
Work it on out,
(work it on out)
Well you twist so fine,
(twist so fine)
You know you got me going now,
(got me going)
You know your mine,
(know your mine)...

Big Fat Frankie Lampard

1 Man Couldn't Carry (Carry)
Couldn't Carry Lampard (Cunt)
1 Man And His Forklift Truck Couldn't Carry Lampard (Cunt)
2 Men Couldn't Carry (Carry)
Couldn't Carry Lampard (Cunt)
2 Man 1 Man And His Forkilft Truck Couldn't Carry Lampard (Cunt)
3 Men Couldn't Carry (Carry)
Couldn't Carry Lampard (Cunt)
3 Man, 2 Man, 1 Man And His Forklift Truck Couldn't Carry Lampard (Cunt)
Continue Up To 10 Men
Super, Big Fat Frank
Big Fat, Big Fat Frank
Big Fat, Big Fat Frank
Big Fat Frankie Lampard !!

Let's Go Fucking Mental

Let's Go Fucking Mental,
Let's Go Fucking Mental,
Na Na Na Na,
Na Na Na Na.

We All Follow The West Ham

We all follow the West Ham,
Over land and sea,
We all follow the West Ham,
On..to victory!

Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny Chim Chim Cheroo

Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny Chim Chim Cheroo,
We are those bastards in claret and blue...

East, East, East London

East, East, East London,
East, East, East London,
East, East, East London,
East, East, East London...

Stick The Blue Flag

Up your arse up your arse,
Stick your blue flag up your arse!
From Stamford Bridge to Upton Park,
Stick your blue flag up your arse!

Zamora

Zamora whoa,
Zamora whoa,
He came from White Hart Lane,
He's better than Jermaine.

Gianfranco Zola

Gianfranco Zola,
He's only 5'3,
Gianfranco Zola,
He comes from Italy,
Gianfranco Zola,
He ain't Chelsea no moreeeee!

We Are West Ham's Claret And Blue Army

We are West Ham's claret and blue army,
We are West Ham's claret and blue army,
We are West Ham's claret and blue army,
We are West Ham's claret and blue army...

We Love You West Ham

We love you West Ham,
We do,
We love you West Ham,
We do,
We love you West Ham,
We do,
Oh West Ham we love you!

Same Old West Ham

Same old West Ham,
Taking the piss,
Same old West Ham,
Taking the piss,
Same old West Ham,
Taking the piss,
Same old West Ham,
Taking the piss...

Come On You Irons

Come On You Irons,
Come On You Irons,
Come On You Irons,
Come On You Irons...

Let's All Have A Disco

Let's all have a disco,
Let's all have a disco,
Na Na Na Na,
Na Na Na Na...

Sit Down If You Hate Tottenham

Sit down if you hate Tottenham,
Sit down if you hate Tottenham,
Sit down if you hate Tottenham,
Sit down if you hate Tottenham...

We Pay Your Benefits

We pay your benefits,
We pay your benefits,
We pay your benefits,
We pay your benefits...

We Forgot That You Were Here

We forgot,
We forgot,
We forgot that you were here,
We forgot that you were here...

Shit Team In Scotland

Shit team in Scotland,
You're just a shit team in Scotland,
Shit team in Scotland,
You're just a shit team in Scotland...

Luís Boa Morte

De, de der,
Luís Boa Morte,
De, de der,
Luís Boa Morte,
De, de der,
Luís Boa Morte,
De, de der,
Luís Boa Morte...

Your Support

Your support,
Your support,
Your support is fucking shit,
Your support is fucking shit

You're Supposed To Be At Home

You're supposed,
You're supposed,
You're supposed to be at home,
You're supposed to be at home...

One Marlon Harewood

One Marlon Harewood,
There's only one Marlon Harewood,
One Marlon Harewood,
There's only one Marlon Harewood...

Stand Up If You Love West Ham

tand up if you love West Ham,
Stand up if you love West Ham,
Stand up if you love West Ham,
Stand up if you love West Ham...

What Was That

What the fucking,
What the fucking,
What the fucking hell was that,
What the fucking hell was that...

We Are Top Of The League

We are top of the league,
I said we are top of the league,
We are top of the league,
I said we are top of the league...

In Your Liverpool Slums

In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums,
In your Liverpool slums,
You shit on the carpet, you p**s in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums,
In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums,
In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too fucking thick,
In your Liverpool slums...

One Man Went To War

One man went to war, (war),
Went to war with Millwall,
One man and a baseball bat,
Went to war with Millwall.
2 men went to war, (war),
Went to war with Millwall,
1 man, 2 man and a baseball bat,
Went to war with Millwall
To 10...
We hate Millwall and we hate Milwall,
We hate Millwall and we hate Millwall,
We hate Millwall and we hate Millwall,
We are the Millwall, haters...

Bring Back My Foreskin

My one skin goes over my two skin,
My two skin goes over my three.
My three skin goes over my foreskin,
Oh bring back my foreskin to me,
Bring back, bring back,
Oh bring back my fore skin to me...

Running round the Tottenham!!

We'll be running round the Tottenham with our willies hanging out,
We'll be running round the Tottenham with our willies hanging out,
We'll be running round the Tottenham,
Running round the Tottenham,
Running round the Tottenham with our willies hanging out
Singing I've got foreskin haven't you,
Singing I've got foreskin haven't you,
Singing I've got foreskin,
I've got foreskin,
I've got foreskin haven't you...

Everywhere We Go!

Everywhere we go,
People wanna know,
Who the hell we are,
We are the West Ham,
Whoa, whoa,
Whoa, whoa,
West Ham United,
Your invited,
To Have a row,
With Millwall,
We hate Millwall,We hate Millwall,
We hate Millwall,We hate Millwall,
We hate Millwall,We hate Millwall,
We are the Millwall haters...

Carlton Cole

Carlton Cole, goal,
Always believe in your soul,
You've got the power to know,
Your indestructible,
Always believe in,
Carlton Cole, goal...

She'll Be Running Round Tesco With Her Dinner In Her Coat

She'll be running round Tesco with her dinner in her coat,
She'll be running round Tesco with her dinner in her coat,
She'll be running round Tesco,
She'll be running round Tesco,
She'll be running round Tesco with her dinner in her coat...

One Man Went To Shag

One man went to shag,
Went to shag Wayne's mrs.
One man and John Terry,
Went to shag Wayne's mrs.
Two men went to shag,
Went to shag Wayne's mrs.
Two men, one man and John Terry,
Went to shag Wayne's mrs.
Three men went to shag,
Went to shag Wayne's mrs.
Three men, two men, one man and John Terry,
Went to shag Wayne's mrs.
(all the way up to ten)

John Terry Your Mums A Thief!

John Terry Your Mums a Thief!
John Terry Your Mums a Thief!
John Terry Your Mums a Thief!

My Old Man

My old man said be a Millwall fan
I said bollocks your a cunt (your a cunt)
We'll take South London and all thats in it
We'll take the den with the Millwall in it
With ratchets and hammers
Carving knives and spanners
We'll teach those bastards how to fight
Cuz you'll never take the Boelyn with the Hammers in it
Cuz were the pride of East London la la la

Oh Shitty Little Spurs

We put 2 Argies in,
Took one Argie out,
The iceman came,
And put a loss in doubt,
We're keeping Reo Coker and we're staying up,
That's why we love to chant,
Oh shitty little Spurs,
Oh shitty little Spurs,
Fucking assholes ra ra ra...

Lasagna

Lasagna, whoa
Lasagne, whoa
We laughed ourselfs to bits,
When Tottenham got the shits...

When I Was Just A Little Boy

When I was just a little boy,
My mother asked me what should i be,
Should I be west ham, should i be Tottenham,
Here's what she said to me,
Wash your mouth out son,
Go get your fathers gun,
Shoot the Tottenham scum,
Shoot the Tottenham scum...

The Bells Are Ringing

Bow Bells are ringing, for the Claret and Blue,
Bow Bells are ringing, for the Claret and Blue,
When the Hammers are scoring, and the South Bank are roaring,
And the money is pouring, for the Claret and Blue,
Claret and Blue,
No relegation for the Claret and Blue,
Just celebration for the Claret and Blue,
One day we'll win a cup or two, or three,
Or four or more, for West Ham and the Claret and Blue.

We Hate Blackburn Rovers

We hate Blackburn Rovers,
We hate Millwall too - they're shit!!!
We hate Man Utd,
But the West Ham we love you!!!

Can You Hear Chelsea

Can you hear the Chelsea sing, whoah, whoah,
Can you hear the Chelsea sing, whoah, whoah,
Can you hear the Chelsea sing,
I cant hear a FUCKING thing,
shhhhhhhhhhhh...

She Wore A Claret Ribbon

She wore, she wore, she wore a claret ribbon,
She wore a claret ribbon in the merry month of May,
And when I asked why she wore that ribbon,
She said it's for the West Ham boys who are going to Wembley,
Wembley, Wembley,
She said it's for the West Ham boys who are going to Wembley...

Whos That Team Called West Ham

Whose that team called West Ham,
Whose that team we all adore,
We're the boys from claret and white,
And were fucking dynamite
Cause West Ham are the best team in the world...

Shit On Them Bastards Below

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the arse of a crow,
I would fly over Chelsea tomorrow,
And shit on them bastards below, below,
Shit on, shit on, oh shit on them bastards below,
Shit on, shit on, oh shit on them bastards below...